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Poetry Text Messages

ye dil ka parinda bhi ajab shey he keh jisne,

Pyasa bhi raha dasht se hijrat bhi nahen ki.

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

Pathan Sms Jokes

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Funny Text Messages

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Insult Text Messages

Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.

Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar k Apna Mobile Number Day day

To Aap Is ko kya kahain gay?

Zahir Hai

KHUWAB.. :-)

Urdu Funny Text Messages

This is 2009:

1st Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se: Mai Aap ko Kaisa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet!

Bacha: To Phir mai Apne Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejon?
Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta k Woh hamari Baat Agay chalayen.
Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai!

Bacha: Tution parhne k liye. :-)

Sadar Text Messages

Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Sardar: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)